Doville's Rules

Doughville rule NUMBER ONE: Always brush your teeth before bed.

Doughville rule #4 When a mutha fucker gets out of line time for leather goods ,, belt to the mouth CHA ! Boot to the ass CHA!!

7 I don’t drink a soda that’s already been opened

7 b I wasn’t born yesterday

11 I said it before and I aint gonna say it again!

14 Man make eye contact with you, don’t shake his hand

17 Never let another man make you smile

23 You aint gonna pull a fast one on old doville

32 I will not sleep in a room painted in industrial colors

37 If the room is acting weird, somethins goin on

37 b Don’t you be sittin in no room that’s got one glass wall

Doughville rule #40..dont be listenin to Da Bonfire at the gym. People be lookin at you like what the fuck dis dude laughin at.

41 Monitors are the eyelids to the soul

50 Never forget a seven behind, itll be in front of ya

51 You stand by everything a motherfucka say

53 If I sit at a table, it will not be with my back to the door

56 Doville don’t care about no eclipse

63 Do not eat a hardboiled egg in another man’s house

69 There aint no number 69 cuz Doville don’t do that

Douville rule #79 never, light up a other brotha's cigaret

Rule 82 "If Doville ain't the daddy better keep those kids at home"

Doville rule# 85. You can't be doing Saturday things on Sunday. I'm never drinking again. 👀 ooo a beer

Doville rule 96: a man don't need to be no cartoon

121 You walkin with a bitch, you always be on the outside, keep her safe from the streets

Doughville rule #123: If you choke jerk, you better get your ass a spotter.

Doville rule #124: a man's hands are the gateway to his soul.

Doughville rule no. 136 “I don’t be joining any Facebook groups”

Doville rule 137: don't ever put your dick in abortion pussy

Doville rule #138: Doville forgot 137, fuck.

Doughville rule# 141: If Doughville in the room it half his

Doughville rule #153 Don't start nothin, won't be nothin

Doughville rule #181 "give it a little shake...and you can get it"

Doville Rule #188 - I ain't wait longer than 4 days for no new episode, no matter how much Labor-in's been done.

Doughville rule # 192 if you eat taco bell and then use a Squatty Potty you bes get yo ass in the shower and wash up after

Doughville Rule #216 - if that's what is, that's what it be.

Doughville rule# 238: you better believe I'm gonna be suspicious of the new campers and their love of the Bonfire!

Doughville rule #261: don't you ever give no money to some fool on the bonfire Facebook page!

304 In this lifetime, you don’t have to prove nothin to nobody except yourself

doughville rule #333 with great popularity comes great responsibility--to exploit your newfound celebrity

Dovel rule #355 there's no dough in dovel.

Doughville Rule #420: Don't video yourself doing drugs

Doville rule #456: if you can't spell it, you ain't got no right

Doeville rule # 666. If you mustn't acquire the light from a fire then you need to aspire from the light of gunfire. (I know... lame to rhyme fire with gun fire). BUT DOEVILLE DONT CAAAAARRRREE

Doughville rule #786 never forget about Doughville

Doughville's NEVER in the Path of Totality!